Two down, possibly two to go!

LEFT: Playing up to the cameras again at the Golden Globe Awards
RIGHT: Less than impressed at missing out at the BAFTA Awards

Nicole missed out on the Best Actress Award for 'Rabbit Hole' at the Golden Globe Awards today.  She also missed out at the BAFTA Awards last Friday. Natalie Portman won the Best Actress Award for 'Black Swan' on both occasions.

Two down, possibly two to go! The SAG Awards will be held in late January for which Kidman has also received a nomination. The all-important Academy Award nominees are yet to be announced. If she keeps missing like this, chances are she won't get nominated for the most gracious award of them all.

GOOD NEWS! Nicole did not go home empty handed today, afterall. We decided to award Keith and Nicole the Most Camera Loving Couple Award. These two must have a mantelpiece full of these type of awards from over the years.

We've been asked if we will still consider ending this Blog if Kidman wins the Oscar.  Anything is possible but don't hold your breath Kidman fanatics.

Nicole 'admits' what we all knew: Botox

LEFT: Nicole's heavily botoxed face in recent years
RIGHT: Nicole now, after quitting the Botox

Nicole Kidman has apparently revealed something that might shock you. Wait for it ... she has used Botox! Some people may argue that she still uses the rat poison. 

In her own words, the reason she stopped using it is: "I didn't like how my face looked afterward. Now I don't use it anymore — and I can move my forehead again."


There is speculation that this announcement by Kidman never occurred, since its source is a German magazine. You would think Kidman would save this news for a more reliable source. Nevertheless, it has generated interest around the world, so we'll have our fun with it too. Kind of smells of Oscar campaign sabotage too by another camp. Just saying.

If indeed true, all we need now is Nicole to 'admit' to the other procedures she has had done e.g. inflated lips, enhanced boobs, cheek implants, hairpieces etc.  Nobody believed her in 2007 when she told Marie Claire magazine that she was completely natural. In her own words back then:
"I am completely natural. I have nothing in my face or anything. I wear sunscreen, and I don't smoke. I take care of myself."

Jennifer Aniston probes Nicole Kidman

"Oh geez Nicole, not another wig !"

You know a Kidman film is on the horizon when a new magazine cover hits the stands containing another tacky interview. Harpers Bazaar feature the photo-shopped frozen lady on their latest cover, with a new interview inside for your reading pleasure. Golly gosh, Jennifer Aniston is the one asking the questions in a 'clever' marketing stint! That's right, the two appear together in the new Adam Sandler comedy movie JUST GO WITH IT.


Public relations are a very important thing to Kidman at the moment. Not only is she dying to get that Oscar for RABBIT HOLE, but she desperately wants you to see her diverse range. She can do comedy, not just depressing films! She also wants you to know how well she gets along with Jennifer, and how they have become life long friends now. Okay we can handle that. What we can't handle is the usual tripe that Kidman spews forth during these silly interviews. 


How often do we have to hear Nicole, or Keith for that matter (think Oprah show), reminding us how lucky they are to have found each other. Something smells fishy when a couple has to keep reminding us of that. Agree? Read the new Kidman interview right here. The best response from the Kidman interview is:
"I remember thinking, Oh, my God, if you ever gave me a man like that, I promise I would be completely devoted for the rest of my life. Something that wild. I remembered praying after I met him that I'd meet somebody, if not him, like him."

Happy New Year

It's all a charade

2011 is here!  Happy New Year to all our readers. We're off to a good start with the latest Poll indicating a strong interest for NKJ to continue. We were actually considering throwing in the towel if Kidman was able to turn her career completely around. Just considering, that's all (out of respect LOL).

Of course the career turn-around, if it does occur, has many obstacles to go through. Kidman gained some nominations for her new film RABBIT HOLE. NKJ has seen the film, and thought it was quite good, but not brilliant. The usual distractions remain in place for any Kidman film since 2004, so it will be interesting to see how the once-freckled, once-frizzy haired lady from Down Under fares with the upcoming Awards season (including the 'all important' Oscars).

It is worth mentioning that RABBIT HOLE has only opened in limited theatres in the USA. That could mean that cinemas are not convinced the movie's theme will resonate with the public over the festive season. It may pick up momentum in coming weeks, we will see. It is yet to open in other countries.

Stay with us as the early months unfold. Will Kidman finally save her career? Will 2011 provide as much fun and entertainment from the Kurban Camp to keep our Blog readers happy? We sure hope so. Let us know if there are things you want to see on this Blog.

Should this Blog end in light of Kidman's recent rave reviews?

Kidman and Eckhart in a scene from 'Rabbit Hole'.
INSET: With Director John Michael Cameron

Rabbit Hole opens in cinemas in limited release in US today. Other countries will follow shortly. Nicole's performance as a grieving mother has earned her Golden Globe and SAG nominations this week. Such nominations are considered very good chances to earning an Oscar nomination.

Nicole has obviously taken on board many of the criticisms about her acting and immobile face, and worked hard to deliver a performance that many are raving about. If she is able to win an Oscar, we will seriously consider discontinuing this Blog. Why? In respect of her being able to turn her career around when we honestly thought she wouldn't. We criticised her endlessly and announced that her career was well and truly dead.

This Blog attracts many readers, and we appreciate that. You are welcome to vote on a new Poll on whether Nicole Kidman's Journey should continue or not. A firm decision will be made in the new year based on feedback (and how Nicole fares in all of these upcoming awards).  Thank you.

I Still Call Australia Home (even though I refuse to live there!)

Oprah's skirt was quite Un-Australian.
Perhaps next time ask Nicole if you can borrow one of her see-through gowns.

"Hey guys, my skirt is not that funny, is it?
I had a lot of curtain material left over, you see"

The Kurbans joined Oprah and other Aussie stars on stage yesterday to sing the Peter Allen classic "I Still Call Australia Home". It's all part of Oprah's Down Under Specials filmed at the Sydney Opera House. Russell Crowe was the only Aussie on stage who actually lives here (so he probably didn't really need to sing it).

Olivia Neutron-Bomb, Hugh Jackman and the Kurbans are all famous for raving about our wonderful country, but prefer to live in America ... for work reasons, of course. Ex-patriots want the best of both worlds when it suits them.

Love Olivia, but looks like she borrowed some of Nicole's Botox supply. Just saying.

Keith's shirtless balcony display for Sydney

TOP 3: Sydney shirtless shots
BOTTOM: Infamous nude shot with guitar from many years ago

Sometimes Mr Kidman scrubs up quite good, especially from a distance. It hides the wrinkles and the years of heavy drinking and boozing.  He definitely looks yummy in the top shot, some definition happening as he works out on their Sydney balcony. BUT ... only a celebrity would wear his hairpiece while working out. Give it up Keith! Shane proudly sports his bald head, we dare you to as well.

As you would expect, Granny Freeze popped in for one of these shots to ensure Keith didn't steal all of the attention.  These fame whores have once again proven that even at their Sydney hideaway, they want attention from the Paps - otherwise they would have replaced the glass screen. Do the Kurbans like attention ... much? You betcha!

They're back!

Oprah just realised the freaks are in town too

The Kurbans are back Down Under to appear on Oprah's Australian TV specials this week! Brace yourself fellow Australians for more boring banter from these two ex-patriots. Guaranteed they will behave like they are so proud to be Aussies, and will rave about how they were so lucky to find one another ... bla, bla, bla. Why can't Nicole tell us something interesting for a change. For example ... how involved is the surrogate mother in Sunday Roast's life? Or how much Viagra does Keith need to get excited over Nicole in the nude? Now that would make for a more interesting show.

In the meantime, keep in mind Oprah that Australians don't care much for Kidman, and don't buy Keith's records for that matter either. In case you didn't know Oprah: Nicole has not lived in Australia since 1990 because it is not good enough for her, despite what she may tell you. Couldn't you get better guests on your show, Oprah? How about Toni Collette, Cate Blanchette or Guy Pierce? They actually live in Australia so it would make your Aussie TV shows that much more authentic. Da ya think people wanna see Granny Freeze on ya show every other month? No way! Unless we start hearing the real truth about her corny life.

Rabbit Hole Premiere: New York

LEFT: With Shorty   RIGHT: With co-stars from "Rabbit Hole"

It's been a big week for Nicole and Keith. Appearing on Oprah the other day, and The Rabbit Hole premiere in New York last night.  Nicole is still being tipped for a second Oscar despite the botox jokes still going full force. Some reviewers claim it is the first time in ages her face has some movement. Perhaps they watched  different trailers/scenes to us.  Interestingly, our latest Poll results are showing that many people don't think she stands a chance of a second Oscar.

Entertainment Weekly released an article this week titled "The Return of Nicole Kidman's Face" - see details here. Do you believe she took a holiday from botox during filming of Rabbit Hole?

Nicole saved my life (Keith on Oprah). Throw up time!

TOP: The Kurbans on Oprah Show this week
LEFT: Short dude with tall lass RIGHT: Who is bored listening to Keith's songs at a gig?

Nicole and Keith appeared on Oprah this week (and will also appear on the Oprah Down Under TV Special in a fortnight). As usual, the 'very private' couple opened up about their life together. Keith talked about his demons again and said he never would have kicked his alcohol and cocaine addictions without Nicole.

He said "She really should have walked. I'm just glad she didn't. She made a decision to initiate, ultimately, this intervention and the love that was in that room at that moment was just right."

Keith, here is a question from us: We are all over the eternal gratitude you have towards Nicole. You rave about her in concerts, you sing songs about her. Is this part of your marriage contract - to constantly sing her praises? Just asking ...

Still in love! Or is it just for the CMAs?

It's called 'teasing the photographers'

It's the wonderful Country Music Awards (CMA) again.  That means Nashville's hottest and 'sexiest' couple get to play up for the cameras again. Fortunately for us, Nicole has chosen to restrain those big new boobs this time and wear something more acceptable. Whether this white dress is suitable for her age is another question. Another positive is that you can't see her G-string. Remember the 'Australia' Premiere in London?

During the CMA evening, Keith once again thanked his wife for the musical inspiration she has been to him. What he failed to mention though is that his music sales have declined since he started writing songs with her in mind. Listen to your fans, Keith! Keep your marriage stuff at home, the fans don't wanna know! Don't you read Urban Myths Blog?

PS. Middle photo reveals that the flat-screen TV forehead is still alive and kicking. You could ice skate on that!

Another attack on 'completely natural' Nicole

Paula (left), Nicole (middle) and Lisa Rinna (right).
Lisa is currently undergoing surgery to have her fake massive lips reduced.
Let Lisa's experience be a warning to you Nicole!

Outspoken former model Paulina Porizkova, known for saying what the majority think, has taken aim at Nicole Kidman for refusing to age gracefully. As we all know, Nicole has never confirmed reports she has undergone cosmetic surgery - but Porizkova insists it's obvious she has had work done, and it's depressing that such a beauty had to go to such extremes.

Paula raged, "She annoys me because I think that she WAS one of the most beautiful women ever and one of the greatest actresses; I really looked up to her.

"And when you start doing this (cosmetic surgery) to what already is beautiful... I guess that kind of insecurity really disheartens me because it makes me feel like, 'Well then, what about me? If you're so beautiful and you're so perfect and you need to change that to a different kind of perfection, where does that leave the rest of us?'"

Porizkova now urges Kidman to do the honest thing and let the public know her looks aren't all her own: "When it's so obvious - when you grow that big mouth... - why not admit to it."

The ex-model insists she has never gone under the knife - but, like so many aging beauties, she often considers it.

She adds, "I do nothing. I've done laser treatments, but I count that as nothing as technically it leaves you looking exactly the same... I've definitely had the desire (to remove wrinkles) and I battle with that desire on a daily basis because nothing ages as poorly as a beautiful woman's ego.

"I don't like to see it (youthful look) going away and I don't like this dragging down (of the face), and developing jowls and this weird neck thing, but it's age. At some point I've got to face it."


See article here about Lisa Rinna's surgery to reduce her fat surgically enhanced lips.

Tie me up!

"Honey, they want all your Botox supply, not just the stuff in your handbag"

Nicole has done her fair share of roles which require the concerned look. It works well with the high-arched eyebrows. Shooting recently started on Kidman's new film with Nicolas Cage called Trespass which sees the two playing a married couple held hostage until the wife promises to stop using Botox, and the husband learns to go bald gracefully. We hear there may be scenes where Nicole is forced to wear her leotard outfit and other S & M attire to entertain the abductors.

Look carefully at the above shot from the film, and marvel at Kidman's incredible ability to look scared. This is the work of a genius. On another note, it would be quite boring for her to be held hostage with Cage who is not well known for interesting conversation. Oh well, I guess they can discuss wig maintenance tips with each other while they wait ... and wait.

If only the Oscars were fair

Nicole Kidman in "Rabbit Hole"    Jacki Weaver in "Animal Kingdom"

The Oscar race is on. If you are an actor or actress who wishes to get an Oscar nod, you often need a big film distributor behind you.  Kidman's latest film "Rabbit Hole" was unveiled at the recent "Toronto International Film Festival". This festival is where it all happens. It's where film distributors gather to watch films and decide which ones to buy.  Lucky for Nicole, Lionsgate saw something in the film which her own company produced (Blossom Films). In fact, Lionsgate thought so much of her performance that they are pushing for an Oscar. Could Nicole's box office poison days be up? Or are cinemagoers too tired of her to bother giving her another chance to redeem herself?

We haven't seen all of  Kidman's performance in "Rabbit Hole". However, we have seen the two scenes released and still see a frozen, immobile face. Look at the scenes by clicking here. Do you agree that there are no creases anywhere in her face?

The Oscars can be so unfair. A brilliant Australian film "Animal Kingdom" is starting to get international recognition and may get an Oscar nod for best screenplay. However, the Academy usually goes for a well known name when they give an Oscar for a best actor and best actress. "Animal Kingdom" features a brilliant performance by Aussie actress Jacki Weaver, who incidentally can act circles around Nicole. Jacki chose not to do the Hollywood thing during her long career, and may miss out on an Oscar nod. Let's hope she does get included in the list of female actresses. See the trailer for "Animal Kingdom" here.

Do you believe the Oscars are unfair?