|Oprah's skirt was quite Un-Australian. |
Perhaps next time ask Nicole if you can borrow one of her see-through gowns.
|"Hey guys, my skirt is not that funny, is it? |
I had a lot of curtain material left over, you see"
Olivia Neutron-Bomb, Hugh Jackman and the Kurbans are all famous for raving about our wonderful country, but prefer to live in America ... for work reasons, of course. Ex-patriots want the best of both worlds when it suits them.
Love Olivia, but looks like she borrowed some of Nicole's Botox supply. Just saying.