Monday, January 31, 2011

Another night out so soon?

NICOLE: "Keith did you remember to call the babysitter?"
KEITH: Oops no, was too busy putting my tight pants on. Kids will be fine for a few hours, honey."
Nicole and Keith love red carpet moments more than they love staying at home with their new baby. The pair couldn't resist the usual lovey dovey charades at last night's SAG awards for which Kidman was nominated for best actress - but missed out again. Her performance in Rabbit Hole isn't quite in the same league as winner Natalie Portman's.  Not to worry, there is still the Oscars.  Don't forget to vote on whether you think Kidman will win an Oscar.  

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Australia Day: Time for a dance, Nicole?

Nicole, although you are not a true Australian (born in Hawaii), we know you like to think of yourself as an Aussie when it suits you. So along with our Prime Minister, Miss Julia Gillard, we want to see you do the "Moving Forward" dance - just like the rest of us.

Nicole, hope you had a great Australia Day yesterday. Did you put some shrimps on the barbeque in Nashville? Did you have Vegemite on your toast for breakfast? Getting that Oscar nomination was pretty groovy. Well done, sweetie!  We are all proud of you, and while we will try to watch you on the the big night, it's unlikely since it clashes with our favourite TV show.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Womb for Rent

LEFT: With Tom and their adopted kids
RIGHT: With Keith and Sunday Rose
INSET: Faith Margaret, perhaps?
Nicole Kidman's thoughts:
"Damn, I missed out on BAFTA and Golden Globe Awards. The media are losing interest in me fast! Quick, better announce the baby news to keep them interested. I cannot be ignored over some young thing called Natalie."

No surprise for us to see the Kurbans pull this baby news out of their hat today. Such perfect timing, eh! Sunday Rose now has a baby sister thanks to a surrogate whose womb they rented out for nine months in 2010. Using Nicole's eggs and Keith's swimmers, a baby called Faith Margaret entered the world just after Christmas. This explains their sudden departure from Australia just before Christmas. Had to get home to hand over the cheque.

Do you think this is the same surrogate that 'helped out' for Sunday?  Nah, let's not be mean. Kidman definitely carried that one. She told us so, and we believe her. Congratulations to all involved.

Monday, January 17, 2011

Two down, possibly two to go!

LEFT: Playing up to the cameras again at the Golden Globe Awards
RIGHT: Less than impressed at missing out at the BAFTA Awards
Nicole missed out on the Best Actress Award for 'Rabbit Hole' at the Golden Globe Awards today.  She also missed out at the BAFTA Awards last Friday. Natalie Portman won the Best Actress Award for 'Black Swan' on both occasions.

Two down, possibly two to go! The SAG Awards will be held in late January for which Kidman has also received a nomination. The all-important Academy Award nominees are yet to be announced. If she keeps missing like this, chances are she won't get nominated for the most gracious award of them all.

GOOD NEWS! Nicole did not go home empty handed today, afterall. We decided to award Keith and Nicole the Most Camera Loving Couple Award. These two must have a mantelpiece full of these type of awards from over the years.

We've been asked if we will still consider ending this Blog if Kidman wins the Oscar.  Anything is possible but don't hold your breath Kidman fanatics.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Nicole 'admits' what we all knew: Botox

LEFT: Nicole's heavily botoxed face in recent years
RIGHT: Nicole now, after quitting the Botox
Nicole Kidman has apparently revealed something that might shock you. Wait for it ... she has used Botox! Some people may argue that she still uses the rat poison. 

In her own words, the reason she stopped using it is: "I didn't like how my face looked afterward. Now I don't use it anymore — and I can move my forehead again."

There is speculation that this announcement by Kidman never occurred, since its source is a German magazine. You would think Kidman would save this news for a more reliable source. Nevertheless, it has generated interest around the world, so we'll have our fun with it too. Kind of smells of Oscar campaign sabotage too by another camp. Just saying.

If indeed true, all we need now is Nicole to 'admit' to the other procedures she has had done e.g. inflated lips, enhanced boobs, cheek implants, hairpieces etc.  Nobody believed her in 2007 when she told Marie Claire magazine that she was completely natural. In her own words back then:
"I am completely natural. I have nothing in my face or anything. I wear sunscreen, and I don't smoke. I take care of myself."

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Jennifer Aniston probes Nicole Kidman

"Oh geez Nicole, not another wig !"

You know a Kidman film is on the horizon when a new magazine cover hits the stands containing another tacky interview. Harpers Bazaar feature the photo-shopped frozen lady on their latest cover, with a new interview inside for your reading pleasure. Golly gosh, Jennifer Aniston is the one asking the questions in a 'clever' marketing stint! That's right, the two appear together in the new Adam Sandler comedy movie JUST GO WITH IT.

Public relations are a very important thing to Kidman at the moment. Not only is she dying to get that Oscar for RABBIT HOLE, but she desperately wants you to see her diverse range. She can do comedy, not just depressing films! She also wants you to know how well she gets along with Jennifer, and how they have become life long friends now. Okay we can handle that. What we can't handle is the usual tripe that Kidman spews forth during these silly interviews. 

How often do we have to hear Nicole, or Keith for that matter (think Oprah show), reminding us how lucky they are to have found each other. Something smells fishy when a couple has to keep reminding us of that. Agree? Read the new Kidman interview right here. The best response from the Kidman interview is:
"I remember thinking, Oh, my God, if you ever gave me a man like that, I promise I would be completely devoted for the rest of my life. Something that wild. I remembered praying after I met him that I'd meet somebody, if not him, like him."

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Happy New Year

It's all a charade
2011 is here!  Happy New Year to all our readers. We're off to a good start with the latest Poll indicating a strong interest for NKJ to continue. We were actually considering throwing in the towel if Kidman was able to turn her career completely around. Just considering, that's all (out of respect LOL).

Of course the career turn-around, if it does occur, has many obstacles to go through. Kidman gained some nominations for her new film RABBIT HOLE. NKJ has seen the film, and thought it was quite good, but not brilliant. The usual distractions remain in place for any Kidman film since 2004, so it will be interesting to see how the once-freckled, once-frizzy haired lady from Down Under fares with the upcoming Awards season (including the 'all important' Oscars).

It is worth mentioning that RABBIT HOLE has only opened in limited theatres in the USA. That could mean that cinemas are not convinced the movie's theme will resonate with the public over the festive season. It may pick up momentum in coming weeks, we will see. It is yet to open in other countries.

Stay with us as the early months unfold. Will Kidman finally save her career? Will 2011 provide as much fun and entertainment from the Kurban Camp to keep our Blog readers happy? We sure hope so. Let us know if there are things you want to see on this Blog.