Sunday, December 12, 2010

They're back!

Oprah just realised the freaks are in town too
The Kurbans are back Down Under to appear on Oprah's Australian TV specials this week! Brace yourself fellow Australians for more boring banter from these two ex-patriots. Guaranteed they will behave like they are so proud to be Aussies, and will rave about how they were so lucky to find one another ... bla, bla, bla. Why can't Nicole tell us something interesting for a change. For example ... how involved is the surrogate mother in Sunday Roast's life? Or how much Viagra does Keith need to get excited over Nicole in the nude? Now that would make for a more interesting show.

In the meantime, keep in mind Oprah that Australians don't care much for Kidman, and don't buy Keith's records for that matter either. In case you didn't know Oprah: Nicole has not lived in Australia since 1990 because it is not good enough for her, despite what she may tell you. Couldn't you get better guests on your show, Oprah? How about Toni Collette, Cate Blanchette or Guy Pierce? They actually live in Australia so it would make your Aussie TV shows that much more authentic. Da ya think people wanna see Granny Freeze on ya show every other month? No way! Unless we start hearing the real truth about her corny life.

8 comments:

Gemma said...

Do you know if they are being paid to appear on this down under Oprah special? Can imagine she wouldnt do it for free

Anonymous said...

Of course they are being paid. At a minimum there is a union scale they must be given to appear.

Enjoy your fake Oprah fantasy. The real family is at their Sydney digs enjoying the view on the balcony.

Anonymous said...

Do you know how much Granny Freeze is paying Oprah to be on her show. She will do a lot for her charities.

Talking about money, how much is Granny freeze paying KU to spew this stupidity?

Oh that's right, his own label and 40 mil!!

Q said...

It must suck to be Nicole Kidman. ANYTHING FOR ATTENTION. Why can't she just find a retirement home and shrivel up once and for all.

blue sky said...

I think it is ridiculous and too much in too little time that they are on Oprah again. You tell me there are no other Aussie celebrities that could have been on the show instead? Many of them live there, but no, KUNK had to put Sunday Rose on a trans-Pacific flight and across several time zones, and supposedly they won't even be in the country for Christmas. I smell desperation for KUNK.

Choice said...

Blue Sky
Well actually, I did mention other names that could have been on the show instead. There are tonnes of Aussie actors who actually choose to live in Australia. They probably weren't asked because they are not bossum buddies with Oprah, like Gran is. Even Russell Crowe lives in Sydney, and probably would have appeared. Or even Eric Bana who resides in Melbourne. The list goes on ...

PS. nicole thinks her star is too hot to live down under. The reality is, her fan base is minute here now.

Anonymous said...

Guys, just get over it. Why do you hate her so much.. so sad.
Just leave the poor woman alone. She does what people want her to do, that's all. And you can say that no, people don't want her to do it, but the TV stations and producers aren't idiots - Nicole is still an attraction, whether you like it or not..

Anonymous said...

Anon 6:35. Seems like you can't get over it yourself. Otherwise you wouldn't bother reading this Blog. Many of us like it, so FARK OFF whoever you are.