Monday, February 23, 2009

Nicole Wins 'Worst Actress' Award: OSCARS 2009


The Oscars are over for another year. Congratulations to Kate Winslet for winning the Best Actress award for The Reader.  What a brilliant film!

For the first time this year, the Academy have created a new category for Worst Actress. The reason? They were shocked by Nicole's dreadful performance in the flop Australia, and felt they needed to send a message to the industry that crap acting will not be tolerated. Nicole was so embarrassed that we can only show you the photo of her from behind walking up the stairs to collect her prize. Congratulations Nicole on winning this award, it's better than nothing!

At the after-party, Nicole was spotted without a glass of white wine in her hand.  It is believed she quickly hid it under the table when the photographers walked by. It's OK Nicole, you are not pregnant at the moment ... or are you?  Keith on the other hand enjoyed a glass of dry ginger.

Congratulations to all the Oscar winners this year, including Heath Ledger, Sean Penn, Penelope Cruz and everyone else.

See Kate Winslet's Oscar speech here.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Classic. Love it.

Anonymous said...

How bloody ironic. Just as you predicted Choice, Nicole handed Kate the Oscar for a movie she was going to be in. Luckily that never happened. I heard the author was mighty pleased that Kate became available to be in the movie.

I almost believed you for a minute that there was a new category that Nic won. Almost!

maclen said...

Anonymous said...
"How bloody ironic. Just as you predicted Choice, Nicole handed Kate the Oscar for a movie she was going to be in."

Yes, leave it to kidman to try and get some tv face time and share some spotlight of winslet's victory...another ironic point...kidman pays tribute to jolie, who a few years ago, grabbed the role kidman gave up in Mr and Mrs SMith...and ended up with costar pitt...while kidman wound up with the orb? YIKES! So choice, any word if kidman ever showed up at the elton john aids event...the one she was "supposedly" a co-chair of? Perez hilton claims kidman was at the vanity fair party, but not much else out there.

Anonymous said...

I thought The Reader was an excellent movie. I am so, so glad that Nicole Kidman dropped out.

But doesn't it make you wonder if Baz Lurhmann had cast Kate Winslet to play Lady Sarah in Australia, would it have been the dreadful flop that it turned out as?

Choice said...

Hey Linda
There was a few things wrong with Australia, not just Nicole. Still, Kate's presence would have been a drawcard. Despite the film doing well at the Box Office here, I am yet to find someone who went that actually liked it. They all have their issues with the film.

Anonymous said...

yuck - imagine Nicole leching over that young boy in the reader - gross

Anonymous said...

It's amazing how Halle Berry and Nicole Kidman were at the Oscars when they haven't had a box office hit in years. Where was Demi Moore and Meg Ryan?

Anonymous said...

I can't believe how many people are turning a blind eye to that dress. Not only was it another see-thru, but it didn't fit at the top. She has boob muffin on the side. The stuff at the top seems to be the only thing preventing her from exposing more of herself. And Vogue named her best dressed at the Oscars?

Choice said...

Hi Jen
I noticed more at the Vanity Fair Oscar party that her dress was see- thru. And the boob to the side, ah yes! I don't think Nic checks herself in the mirror before heading out. I'm not sure how they came up with "Best Dressed at the Oscars" credit to her. That line must be someone being sarcastic. The dress was classy, but looked awful on her in my opinion. Her boney shoulders and arms sticking out didn't help!

Anonymous said...

Here's a perfect picture of the muffin.

http://www.la.com/style-beauty/ci_11775121

Her posture is awful. You can see how the dress does not fit properly. Plenty of other women were wearing strapless dresses & they didn't seem to have a problem. Kidman needs more support & should not wear dresses cut like that. Look back at the white dress she wore to the Sydney press conference, home of the Nipplegate. Same cut, same designer.

Choice said...

Hi Jen
Couldn't agree with you more. The Oscars dress is rancid on her. I can see the muffins. I can also see the Kidman Belly that she talked about once. "All of us Kidman girls have it"