Monday, February 16, 2009

Defying Gravity: The Votes Are In!

The Poll asking your favourite Nicole Kidman nickname has now closed. The top three results are as follows:  
  1. Granny Freeze in top spot with 64% of votes
  2. Ice Queen at second spot (15% of votes)
  3. Bat Face sitting pretty at Number 3 (8% of votes)
The other two nicknames in the Poll were Nikkers and Flat Screen Forehead.

We are pretty sure the nickname Granny Freeze was an inspiration for the name of Keith's new album.  Thanks again for voting.  Stayed tuned for a new Poll soon! 

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think you are rather mean. Nicole is not only a stunning looking woman, but intelligent ... Unlike you asshole.

maclen said...

Anonymous said...
"I think you are rather mean. Nicole is not only a stunning looking woman, but intelligent ... Unlike you asshole."

... ah so mature, but a perfect example of a kidman fansie. Well, at least we all know now which end your "intelligence" runs out of... I bet you even kiss your mommy with that orafice.
Kidman has what I feel is a "batface" from all the botox...lip injections...rhinoplasty...but most certainly from the recent cheek and chin implants. In fact, all you have to do is look at a pic of kidman side by side with her sis to get a glimpse of what she would actually look like if she hadnt medically "sandblasted" her face into the very generic and bland barbie mannequin mask...of which there is no longer any expression.

Choice said...

Maclen, Sandblasting the face! LOL! Actually that could be a new nickname. I am surprised her father, who is a pyschologist, hasn't pulled Granny aside and tried to help her. Obviously her need to attack her features would suggest alot of insecurity deep down inside. She should take advantage of his profession, not only for the free sessions.

PS. Oh BTW, ANON 5:42 is quite tame in comparison to some comments I receive. You should see some of the vulgar that is just too nasty to publish! Four letter words I never knew existed! Such charming fans Batface has.

Anonymous said...

Maclen, whoever you are: I did not say I was a fan! But that Poll was damn mean. All it does is encourage people to make fun of Nicole. She doesn't deserve nicknames. I dont understand why so many websites are picking on her these days. I dont see the evidence of surgical work that you say. Face it Maclen you dickhead, you are just jealous because she has fame, money and a hot husband. What have you got? Let me guess, you are fat, ugly and low paid. You are the one who needs surgery. Prove me wrong !

Deidre said...

I once heard her referred to as the tall streak of misery. Have you heard that too?

Anonymous said...

"Tall streak of misery". LOL. Seems to me, that her fans, judging by some of the comments here, are in that same misery category. Not to mention, such intelligent and eloquent speakers. If anyone wants proof of the work done to that face, consult a few plastic surgeons. By the way, you can find their comments on the internet.

maclen said...

..yeah, so is anyone else here already bored by "andrew dice" up there as I am? Thought so....
...over at Urban myths someone mentioned the possibility that the orb may get some "facial disfigurement" ideas from kidman...well, it's too late...

http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/2006/07/01/comparing-the-old-keith-urban-with-the-new/

Comparing The Old Keith Urban With The New

...and check out the third photo down at this site...

http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2006/06/23/the_keith_urban_that_used_to_be.php

The Keith Urban That Used To Be

...so, anony 5:25 AM, the photographic evident of the orbs own work is also plainly out there as well. So, orb fansies...would you swoon over the pre 2000 orbs face?

Choice said...

Maclen - He looked so woggy in those early photos. Do you know if he has some croatian in him?

maclen said...

I'm not too sure about that choice, but my guess would be from those earlier photos he may be from near Translyvania! He "vants to drink your BLOOD!" I'd bet his blood is thinner that kidman's...

Anonymous said...

Some of the photos, were taken when he was pathetically thin. Hence, the thin face. I am sure that some probably were when he was doing drugs. Most fans knew a long time ago, that he had his teeth fixed. He sometimes wears a device to cover up the space between the front teeth. Having your teeth fixed is common everywhere.

Choice said...

Maclen - I heard that his real surname was Urbanski which sounds Croation, Russian or perhaps Polish. I've seen some other photos of him when he was much younger, and his teeth weren't great. As the other poster pointed out, Keith had them fixed. I also believe Keith has had his skin bleached then tanned to hide all the results of drugs, cigarettes and booze over the years. I am sure this is what the Kurbans have in common. They both adore getting alterations. I reckon that Keith has some 'assistance' with his hair too, that's why he doesn't mind being married to a thinning crown lady.

Anonymous said...

And the Oscar for the Best Actress goes to...... The Bat! For unrivalled expression of emotion, naturalness, and just sheer personality, charisma and onscreen presence. (All things lacking in a Nicole Kidman performance).