Friday, May 15, 2009

Nicole dumps Woody


Lady Nicole has apparently quit the new Woody Allen film this week after learning how to read a script and not liking what she read.  A replacement is yet to be announced.

See if you can pick the other reason why Nicole left the project:
  1. Nicole was not prepared to take a small part against best friend Naomi's meatier part.
  2. Nicole would rather tag along on Keith's tour for the rest of the year to keep an eye on him.
  3. Nicole is pregnant and has dreadful morning sickness.
  4. The other cast members had refused to work with Nicole because they were worried her name would mean the film would flop. 
  5. Keith demanded that Nicole keep to her promise of retiring from making movies. Frankly the world has had enough of her movies ... therefore Keith is right to demand this.
Perhaps you may have a better reason.  Good news is, the world is now a better place because there will be one less Kidman movie to flop.

8 comments:

Truth hurts Nicole said...

I think another reason is that the other cast members are heaps more talented than her, and she knew it. She didnt want to stand out.

maclen said...

I have another theory... after having seen a final cut of the ensemble flick, Nine...kidman was out acted by judi dench...out danced and out sung by fergie, and out glamorized by sophia loren... she decided she preferred to stay out of emsemble films...as I've written before, she'd prefer to be a big fish in a small pond, than a small fish in a big pond...or in other words...she'd prefer to hide out in a "rabbit hole"!"

Choice said...

I like all your reasons Maclen, but don't you mean a shark? Nicole is lots of things, but she is no fish LOL

maclen said...

Surely, choice... but you overlook her lips...and that hideous "trout pout" she loves to sport! And just to add another slimey, slippery analogy, from one of my fav films...
The Godfather... Her career now "sleeps with the fishes"...

Choice said...

Maclen - you are totally right. The trout pout. Yep, she's a fish through and through. Love your Godfather reference. Indeed, her career is dead and buried but she will keep trying,you mark my words.

cricket said...

I think it's number 4. I don't think anyone is left in Hollywood stupid enough to think working with Kidman is a good thing. If the director of Nine is smart he'll leave her on the cutting room floor.

Anonymous said...

Idiot savants flock together.

maclen said...

Anonymous said...
"Idiot savants flock together."

Ha! Not sure at all if you're refering to kidman and the orb...but it just hits me that if that is to imply some sort of a derogatory slur...bashing a group of unfortunate people afflicted with this condition, through no fault of their own whatsoever, is pretty shabby...now "Idiots flock together" would have been a non partisan slur...for people fortunate to not be burdened by mental or emotional disease can readily be "idiots!" Are you helping to prove my point?