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Nicole Kidman left Keith Urban at home to attend the 2009 American Country Music Awards (ACM) last night with her pet Orang-Utang.
Seriously, Keith's skin looks so orange these days, I wish he would lay off the spray-on tan (or whatever procedure he uses). Don't you just love the way people whose skin is a little worse for wear go down this path! What exactly is Keith trying to hide? Ah, probably years of substance abuse.
Nicole arrived dressed in a backless number designed to show off her lily white skin and to prove that while she loves Botox, she does not love spray on tans. Oh, by the way, Keith has been nominated for "Entertainer of the Year" and "Best Behaved Zoo Animal".