Monday, April 6, 2009

Orang-Utang escorts Nicole to ACM Awards 2009

Click on above image to see Orang-Utang more clearly

Nicole Kidman left Keith Urban at home to attend the 2009 American Country Music Awards (ACM) last night with her pet Orang-Utang.

Seriously, Keith's skin looks so orange these days, I wish he would lay off the spray-on tan (or whatever procedure he uses). Don't you just love the way people whose skin is a little worse for wear go down this path! What exactly is Keith trying to hide? Ah, probably years of substance abuse.

Nicole arrived dressed in a backless number designed to show off her lily white skin and to prove that while she loves Botox, she does not love spray on tans. Oh, by the way, Keith has been nominated for "Entertainer of the Year" and "Best Behaved Zoo Animal".

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yep, have to agree with you. He is looking very orange these days. Won't comment on her this week, I'll give her a break.

Anonymous said...

Nothing says sexy like Kidman's pasty boney back. The orb would look so orange if he wasn't standing next to a white sheet.

Deidre said...

These two clowns have to be the BIGGEST POSERS I have ever seen. They love that camera no matter what. Nicole's boney back is so WHITE. I need my sunglasses to look at it.
Love your reference to Keith's orange skin. So true ...

maclen said...

Hilarious post, choice...yes, kidman has her white clown face and the orb apparently has chosen orange as his makeup. But kidman's towering stick figure beside the orb...he may also be mistaken for an oompah loompah...

notaclue said...

What did he do to his hair??

Choice said...

NOTACLUE
Glad you asked. I was going to mention his hair too but thought I was picking on him enough in the post. He has the same hair and streaks as Billy Ray Cyrus. By that I also feel that Keith has hair extensions or assistance on top. Keith has a very receding hairline and these long strips at the front are there to hide it. Obviously his wife can't complain because she often wears extensions herself. Except for this night when she left them at home, and i prefer her with her hair in a bun. She's too old to have straight long horse hair.

Linda said...

What's hilarious is when you look at how white his hands are in comparison to his deep orange face! You are right - I hadn't noticed it before but his hair does look as though it's been knotted in.

That dress would look great on somebody like Penelope Cruz but is far too harsh with Nicole's white skin. Makes her back look like a cadaver's - and you just expect to see maggots crawling around as decomposition sets in...

Choice said...
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Bstnactrs said...

"...and i prefer her with her hair in a bun. She's too old to have straight long horse hair."



I agree Choice - - I also liked her hair at the Oscars this year...this style is very flattering on her. I actually think her hair would look great if she cut it to this length.

As for this dress -yuck...I am not a fan of this style of dresses cut low in the back at all on anyone, especially, actresses who are very thin like Nicole...THAT is NOT flattering IMO.

cricket said...

Anybody would look orange standing next to a dead body. She looks like she just crawled out of her coffin in this picture. Too bad someone doesn't have a wooden stake handy.

Anonymous said...

Can someone tell me what was so funny? That laughing looks so fake. No one else is laughing. He must have taken something before he walked the carpet. Maybe that is what he has to do now to be near her.