Thursday, December 17, 2009

Nicole the clown at NY Premiere

Now that her career is truly up for a change, Nicole has decided to put some ideas out there. If there are any visiting circuses in town, Nicole would like a job as a clown. At the New York premiere of NINE last night, Nicole decided to add some white powder under her eyes and nose to the already caked on layers of make-up (she even looked like ADAM ANT).

Either somebody forgot to tell her that it wasn't applied properly or everyone just hates her. Still, Nicole found a way (yet again) to find front page news. You might say for all the wrong reasons, but Nicole is not going to be upstaged by Marion, Kate or Penelope. Let's remember, she's been around longer than them. And a Diva expects respect, at any cost! Publicity is publicity, but why is she telling everyone to be quiet? What's with the SSSSH's in so many of her photos lately?

EXPECTED "JOB WANTED" ADVERTISEMENT BY NICOLE KIDMAN:
I am a former B class actor, now E class actor who has decided that enough is enough of this movie career. I am better suited to working in a circus. I normally have frizzy red hair, so would be very suited to playing a clown. I am happy to have make-up caked all over my face, and happy to act the goon at all times. NEED JOB URGENTLY!

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

maybe she should try going 'completely natural' for a change. With no makeup, and then none of this would happen. She would have been embarrassed about this.

Anonymous said...

It's either the shhh thing or the touching the heads together. She will do what it takes to get the photo in the mags.

maclen said...

Yeah, I just noticed that Adam Ant reference myself! Obviously kidman is not handling the total decline very well. The lobsided boob job...the self contradictory statements...now showing up in "white face" simply ramps up the mockery!

Choice said...

Maclen - I feel a tiny bit sorry for her. When someone becomes continued laughing stock like this, you almost want to take them under your wing and say "it'll be alright, it will all blow over". But with her, you now there will be another moment real soon.

PS. Wonder if the makeup artist was sacked. Or did she do this herself.

Anonymous said...

I wonder how long it's going to take before she finally gets her ass to Australia. Next time she claims her family comes first, I may loose it completely.

Anonymous said...

Nicole - you may want to take note of Priscilla Presley. She now looks even scarier thanks to too much surgery:

http://www.dlisted.com/node/35271

SICKITTEN said...

Choice, take a bow. That was great! It's almost like you jinxed her.

The reason she does the 'shhh' face is the same reason people make the duck face (see antiduckface.com). She does it to make it look like she's got great cheekbones and to hide those gums of hers. Someone on Dlisted commented that she has more gum than a Hubba Bubba factory. Her eyes are all kinds of scary. Creepy and crepey!

Choice said...

Hey Sickitten - you are spot on! The SSSH must be to hide the lovely gums! And of course show of the redesigned cheekbones. God bless her.

Anonymous said...

Maybe she was trying to do some lines in the bathroom before she hit the red carpet and accidentally blowed instead of snorted....

JOY said...

Very bad glare of lights, nothing else. She would never go on a red carpet with that kind of obvious mistake right smack in the middle of her face. She's human and has flaws like all of us but this wasn't her fault. Bad photography for sure. Other pictures at the very same event as close up at these are completely clear.

SICKITTEN said...

Like I've said, it's not powder, it's her base makeup job showing through. It's not white highlighter, it's matte white concealer. I've covered every makeup trick in the book on my site (check under TIPS). I might just save ya some money, to boot.

Hell said...

I used to love this woman, now I cannot stand her. She is over-exposured. Leave your face alone, honey

hoosierlady said...

Choice said...
Maclen - I feel a tiny bit sorry for her.

Shake it off Choice, back away from the koolaide. I feel this way every so often and then I stop and realize how close I get. . . .

Don't beat yourself up over the slip, remember, she learned from a master.

Doctor Do Little said...

This is a manifestation of the mid-life crisis that Nicole is going through: Starved of attention, and bitterly jealous of all the other actresses that she has just starred with in Nine, Nicole has regressed to juvenile exhibitionism to upstage the other actresses. It is also a subconscious attempt to act out in public the mutilation that her face has been undergoing for several years now, which she feels has has been futile in her quest for greater acceptance. If you will observe, a month ago she appeared at a music awards ceremony partially exposing her breast implants and then reportedly running away. Her desire for attention is beginning to get out of control as she sinks further and further into crisis. Unfortunately it will still be a while until her family recognise that she is suffering from Narcissistic Personality Disorder and should seek treatment.

Choice said...

Doctor Do Little. Couldn't agree with you more. I wonder if her father is offering some guidance for her, or is a fruitloop too! Nicole reminds me of Joan Crawford. Joan became box office poison for a long time, and as she aged, she found she needed to try harder to get attention. Guess what happened? Her looks became weird, big fat eyebrows, severe haircuts etc. Obviously there wasn't botox back then, but dear Joan did what she could to stay 'up there'. In her final years of movie making, all she could obtain were B grade horrors (to match her face). This is one genre that Nicole could look at. Currently, a remake of Nightmare on Elm Street is underway. If Nicole is quick, she may be able to secure the role of Freddy Krueger.