Now that her career is truly up for a change, Nicole has decided to put some ideas out there. If there are any visiting circuses in town, Nicole would like a job as a clown. At the New York premiere of NINE last night, Nicole decided to add some white powder under her eyes and nose to the already caked on layers of make-up (she even looked like ADAM ANT).
Either somebody forgot to tell her that it wasn't applied properly or everyone just hates her. Still, Nicole found a way (yet again) to find front page news. You might say for all the wrong reasons, but Nicole is not going to be upstaged by Marion, Kate or Penelope. Let's remember, she's been around longer than them. And a Diva expects respect, at any cost! Publicity is publicity, but why is she telling everyone to be quiet? What's with the SSSSH's in so many of her photos lately?
EXPECTED "JOB WANTED" ADVERTISEMENT BY NICOLE KIDMAN:
I am a former B class actor, now E class actor who has decided that enough is enough of this movie career. I am better suited to working in a circus. I normally have frizzy red hair, so would be very suited to playing a clown. I am happy to have make-up caked all over my face, and happy to act the goon at all times. NEED JOB URGENTLY!