Sunday, November 14, 2010

Still in love! Or is it just for the CMAs?

It's called 'teasing the photographers'
It's the wonderful Country Music Awards (CMA) again.  That means Nashville's hottest and 'sexiest' couple get to play up for the cameras again. Fortunately for us, Nicole has chosen to restrain those big new boobs this time and wear something more acceptable. Whether this white dress is suitable for her age is another question. Another positive is that you can't see her G-string. Remember the 'Australia' Premiere in London?

During the CMA evening, Keith once again thanked his wife for the musical inspiration she has been to him. What he failed to mention though is that his music sales have declined since he started writing songs with her in mind. Listen to your fans, Keith! Keep your marriage stuff at home, the fans don't wanna know! Don't you read Urban Myths Blog?

PS. Middle photo reveals that the flat-screen TV forehead is still alive and kicking. You could ice skate on that!

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

DO you know if Keith won any awards. Guess he didn't. No one likes his stuff anymore.

Anonymous said...

Why is it that she never gives any affection back? She's stiff and cold, and very unsexy. That get-up she had on was one of the worst I've ever seen. Big old feet in loud, ugly red shoes and a dress the same color as her skin. Does she ever look in a mirror?
I'll pass on the CD this time around too. He's lost his musical compass, and he's way off course. He's drifted into cheesy pop music that will be a big hit with 5th graders.

blue sky said...
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PW said...

I believe they are faking their affection for each other. Most civilised married couples do not carry on like that in public. They are such desperate famewhores. Like you caption to the right "GET A ROOM GUYS". Exactly Choice, I couldn't have put it better.

Nicole Mary Kidman fan said...

Keith may not have won any awards this time around, but his new album will be very good. He just gets better and better. He has a beautiful wife for inspiration, what is wrong with that! I've checked out the negative comments on that dumb blog Urban Myths. It is nothing but jealous women who have a crush on Keith, and got pissed off when Nicole got hi. Must suck to be those women!
btw - her dress is beautiful. what the hell would you know?
Tanya

Urban Myths said...

Choice, thanks for the shout out, but since all the shots are being called by Mrs. Urban now, what the fans have to say doesn't matter anymore. Granny knows best.

BTW, those pics a the top of the blog are downright scary. How can that be the same woman?

garnin said...

Don't you read Urban Myths Blog?

He probably doesnt. Its rubbish after all.

A440 said...

With Keith blathering on and on about Kidman being his muse, his inspiration, his soul mate, his best friend, blah-dee, blah-dee, blah...one has to wonder whom he's trying to convince. If he were confident in this relationship and comfortable with his marriage, he wouldn't need to drone on as he does. I can't name any other musician who is as big a sycophant as Keith.

The whole situation is pathetic.

Choice said...

Urban Myths - yeah the photos are indeed scary. Designed to show how much make up and work is required to make her look half decent. The second last on the right is particularly scary.

blue sky said...

Sorry, I deleted my comment because I had a huge typo. It should have said:

When you have to lay it on this thick, it is not real. Why is she showing no affection back?

As far as he keeps getting better and better, he has stopped winning awards, and his album sales have been less and less. He has fewer singles going to #1.

How would you say he keeps getting better and better?

Anonymous said...

She is using him, or is it the other way round? It's all for show. They have a marriage of convenience people.

ESP said...

@ Anonymous
And you know this because? You're Keith Urban's mother? Their maid? or. OMG! Are u Sunday Rose???

Eeek.

whatchasayy said...

Anon 12:59 am said "Why is it that she never gives any affection back?" Over the course of her shabby career, she really turned into some kind of august creature, too good to matured normal. She started off being a very giving, independent yet understanding type. That turned into this cabbage, garbage, latex, morbid immobile manniquin, a mutton shows no qualms about exposing her aging middle-aged body werido. All things considered, she really gives me the creeps. Her pictures captured over a decade now are all weird and creepy, all something wrong. In opposite, her attitude and mannerisms are now some kind of royalty, in the way that m. jackson was like an european royalty (in the words of many press people) Look how he had evolved, look how close she is evolving in creepiness. Neither are rooted in reality, and somehow permanently lost sense of it...freaks.

Choice said...

Summed it up beautifully, whatchasay. Hope Tanya doesnt read it LOL!!!

Anonymous said...

I think they're both creepy. Two aging famehos trying desperately to remain in the public eye as young and in love. Please...
There are emerging talents in Nashville that will soon make Keefus an after-thought. And Granny already has been put out to pasture in Hollywood....too old for the nudie scenes and not enough talent for anything else. And then there's that eerily expressionless face and the strange body that's beginning to look like a bad batch of string cheese. She has not aged well, and she doesn't have the depth to transition to appropriate roles for a middle-aged woman.
Keefus apparently takes her lead on emotional depth and appropriate feelings and actions for mid-life. His music is popular among the middle school crowd, and a few fans who seem to have the same resistance to maturity.
It's actually a sad thing when you consider that these two frauds are attempting to raise a child, even if it is on a part time basis.

blue sky said...

Speaking of Tanya, Choice, how's that law suit, closing down this site or whatever she threatened to do to shut you down going for her? Have the legal papers been served to you? Have you received any warning emails from the site administrators?

What a joke!

Choice said...

Blue Sky - Tanya said her complaints are in progress. Whatever that means. Business as usual until then, LOL.