Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Jennifer's Advice to Nicole

"This is my new best friend, Granny Freeze!"

Jennifer Aniston has found a new friend in Nikkers and thinks the red-head should focus more on comedies. Jennifer feels that Nicole has real talent in this area, after enjoying filming the new movie Just Go With It with her. Nicole has a small cameo in this film, in an attempt to slowly re-introduce her to the movie-going public.

Jennifer may be onto something. Nicole won alot of praise for the dark comedy To Die For. She has done little to no comedies since. Unless you call Fur a comedy. Her acting was hilariously bad in it. Does it count then? I think so.

Do you think this cameo role will save Nicole's flagging career? VOTE NOW on the Poll at the right side column.

9 comments:

Nicole Mary Kidman said...

haha!

whatchasayy said...

Eewwwwww, she looks unhealthy and ghastly here... we had pegged early 90's (or mrs cruise era)that to be the frozen time period looks she seems desperately striving to recapture. Even this entertainment writer had coined her looks as two decades ago: http://wonderwall.msn.com/#wallState=0__/movies/hairdos-and-donts-for-may-11-7846.gallery
Is she really clueless about the concept of age appropriate beauty? Or are we witnessing a decade long deteriation of her mental problems on the matter of looks? Looking like a mutton is exactly that, no one's buying into your youth display, it's freakish, weird and really really really pathetic....

maclen said...

Yes, kidman becomes "besties" with all her "costers"...up until the time the film comes out and is a flop! Then you never hear of kidman ever hanging out or even seen with those "besties!" Yeah, she surely has kept up those special friendships she made with the other women on Nine, right? In fact, has anyone heard of kidman ever spending anytime at all with that kid from Australia...you know, the kid she just absolutely feel in love with...and had it splashed over the news cycle!? To kidman, friendships last about as long as the PR tour for these dismal films she made!

ABBA DABBA DOO said...

Whatchasay:
When she went blonde for several years everyone complained. She has listened to the critics and returned to being red. It suits her better. That is one of the best things she could have done, rather than go grey. However, I think she does way too much to her face and should stop that Botox once and for all. Especially now they are discovering it actually creates more tinier wrinkles.

whatchasayy said...

Here she is at 2010 Cannes with the identical looks we can swear we'd seen before like almost a decade ago or even more (remember one shot, unable to locate it, with identical looks with her arm around Russel Crowe...what year was that, but whatever year that was, wasn't in the last few years!) WOW, SHE'D LOST TOTAL SENSE OF TIME IN TERMS OF FASHION (A REAL BASKET CASE): http://www.hellomagazine.com/fashion/201005133514/cannes-film-festival/dresses-gowns/past-best/1/

whatchasayy said...

Retract 11:17 AM link which was primarily showcasing ladies fashion from history (case in point, Jolie not in pregnancy like that now) Besides with her career track record she has no need to be there, her movie Hare Hole..haha!

ABBA DABBA DOO said...

Whatchasay - Yeah, they were photos from past Cannes Film Festivals. When she was the awful blonde.

whatchasayy said...

She's said a lot of bull on her previous blond looks -- like that she was really a blond, her mother thought red went better with her skin color so she had always colored her hair red (YEAH, this really did come from a fortysomething person, not a young child cornered) This and among many others cited by your bloggers,had made a conclusive case of her being truly intellectually challenged...then she's a high dropout, WOW, even Britney S had made sure to pass a GED (US high school equiv test) Yep, it's confirmed, she's a plain and simple, d.u.m.b a * *! She can't help her inconsequential gibberish, that is the level on which her brains function. This is another reason we keep hearing the same things about herself today -- what and how she says about issues that strike her fancy had neither matured nor progressed in over 20 years....

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