Thursday, February 10, 2011

Leather?

GROUP HUG: We are such good friends, and share surgery secrets
Keith's hair extensions came too

The PR assistant must be too busy looking after Faith Margaret to check Nicole's wardrobe! The 43 year old famewhore, who claims she no longer uses botox attended the premiere of JUST GO WITH IT in New York this week.  Never one to miss out on a photo opportunity, Nicole turned up in a leather skirt and leather jacket, plus her hair extensions. The face looked remarkably tight for someone who no longer uses botox.

What really took the cake was the forced hug by the three ladies who are all in the film, including Jennifer Aniston. Interestingly, Kidman has only a cameo in the comedy so probably didn't need to attend at all ... right? It's all too much really, isn't it?

20 comments:

fuir said...

awww. youre trying to stretch the snarkiness. how cute... is your brain on botox too?

Anonymous said...

Old women should not wear leather, it makes them look rough. Someone needs to tell Nicole that it is time to find a hole and sink into it.

hoosierlady said...

You never snark alone, Choice:


http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/fashion/2011/02/09/2011-02-09_sexy_brooklyn_decker_outshines_jennifer_aniston_nicole_kidman_at_just_go_with_it.html

Yours in snarkiness,

Hoosier

Choice said...

Indeed Hoosier. And by the looks of it 69% of readers are with us in the snark boat. That's right folks, the poll currently shows 69% of voters (or 183 people) say NO to Kidman getting the Oscar.

Anonymous said...

Her face is looking a lot better and her precursor statement about having stopped botox...imagine that after a decade of denial...her reverse psychological ploy again...she does this, um, similar to her delivering what she thinks we want to hear...thinks she's steps ahead and feeds bs to us...she's done the heavy thing to her face...the stitches are cleverly hidden, not behind ears, jawline, where ever...bet in the scalp somewhere...is that possible...that's why her hairstyles are limited...one's scary aging does not come to a suddent halt like this...she did it again!

Mimosa said...

Granny should just stay home. She's ruining what name she has left with all her bizarre red carpet outings. Her face and her clothing choices are just screaming out how desperate she is to still look 25. It's really pitiful how foolish KUNKY looks. Keefus can't hide those lifts in his shoes. I wonder if his feet hurt, because his smile is as fake as Granny's lips.
Granny must require him to have his stringy hair freshly frosted before a big outing. He clearly is dressed up and trotted out for the show just like a trained monkey.

How can anyone take those two seriously?

Laura said...

This woman seriously annoys me. It's like the circus is in town. would you just look at Keith, he clearly loves the red carpet stuff too. That's got to be why he married into this charade because he wasn't getting invited to this sort of stuff before as a country singer.

Why couldn't HE stay home with the baby. Did he really need to be there?

Talk about uncaring parents, who only think of themselves and career first.

I'm going to ring welfare services in Nashville and let them know my thoughts.

maclen said...

fuir said...
"awww. youre trying to stretch the snarkiness. how cute... is your brain on botox too?"

Ha! Hilarious...it would clearly seem that the "snarkiness" has far MORE potential for "stretching" than even kidman's face! Taking a look at the "anti-snark" vs "pro-snark" landscape...the monkey and bunnies are having a pretty sparse platform to defend their idols. Anyone recall the "skeptic hunters over at the "urbanmythsrevealed" blogsite? A site dedicated to "outing" skeptics identities and vowing to get them "investigated" for slandering mutt and jeff? That site is NO MORE. Another "defender" of "kunk from the lies of the E! board skeptics..."Skewering the Skeptics" just went kaput last December....is no more. The kidman fansie site...Nicolekidmanunited also last year basically went out...with it's forum sent to "members use and member eyes only"...as with the orbs monkeyland fansie site also just recently going black on the forum...now also reserved to Members only use and reading. ANd now, the only place left for the "kunk" defenders is the E! boards thread, "Keith urban: the Positive Thread" HAS NOT been commented on in the past 5 DAYS. Meanwhile, the "Keith urban" the NEGATIVE Thread" has been commented today over at the E! boards. URban MYths blogspot is still going strong, as is Choice's "Nicole kidman's Journey" here, despite some consideration by Choice of shutting down...but it's sitll here. THe only "pro-snark" site to go out being "Nicole kidman's Forehead." So dont be surprised if the "pro-snark" sites get re-infested with a few mutt and jeff defenders...although not many...seems they no longer have the stomach to defend these two shameless and mediocre hacks! Failure will do that.

Choice said...

Maclen - I notice at Just Jared they have a brigade of fanatics always trying to out the Keith & Gran haters.

You are spot on, alot of pro-sites have shutdown - is that because they have finally woken up and seen these two clowns for what they are?

There was indeed consideration to ending NK Journey (if she wins the Oscar, we were prepared to do that as a bet). She is proving to still be a massive famewhore with wrong priorities. 2011 looks like there will many Kidman antics to cover, including the Broadway joke, and of course the surfacing of the second PR baby. All sounds like a fun year for the snarks ...

maclen said...

Yes, choice...JJ may be the last bastion for the gawkers of mutt and jeff's lame photo ops and to lash out at the snide comments. You wont find many comments from the fansie's over kidman's new film, or the orb's new cd...they are both on the par of severe failure.

mikki said...

We saw them arrive in NY. No kids. Must have left them in LA with the nannies. I agree Laura, why didn't Keith stay home with them. He didn't need to be there.

mikki said...

Choice, check those comments again on JJ. There is not a "brigade of fanatics" posting there. Its one person posting under a varity of user names. That much is obvious. And she seems to have the same adgenda as Skewer the Skeptics author did. To lash out at the skeptics.

Thanks maclen for pointing that out. It suddenly made it all very clear. Skewering the Skeptics no longer has her website so she is using JJ to get her message out.

Choice said...

Mikki - Is "Skewering the Skeptics" the same person who used to run "Urban Myths Exposed" ?

SB said...

I was once a Kidman fan, but now I cannot stand her. She is overexposed, constantly in the papers. Her monkey (Keith) makes me sick to look at. This blog is on the mark with these two idiots. I am certain the new baby will grow up with mental issues having this cow for a mum.

I hope you don't shutdown the Blog because it gives me a chance to vent my frustration at this overrated has-been. Trust me, she won't get the Oscar.

THANK YOU!

Anonymous said...

It seems to me if you're only a cameo in a film that you would take a back seat to the two main stars (aniston, decker)...where's sandler...this is a film of these three. This aging lady just keeps butting in like still the major star in spite of a teeny tiny role she had in it...should act like one. The other two ladies are just too nice...

Tranny Nicole sucks said...

I agree with the last post. Check out Nikkers hogging the limelight. This is not her film, she had no right to be there. A cameo appearance does not take priority over being at home with your new baby. The more I learn about this transvestite the more I hate her. Am I alone on this?

Anonymous said...

So, a 23-year old's got on a leopard tight, more mature for her age outfit, and the mutton's got on as usual a leather tight, much too young outfit for a middle-aged broad, or someone old enough to be the former's mom wouldn't be surprised if mutton thinks they could pass off as sisters or peers...picture's been kind since the mutton's latest surgery but in person couldn't fool anyone...bet she looks frighteningly geriatric compared to a fresh young thing at the prime of her life!

blue sky said...

So many great opinions on here that I don't know where to begin. First, the fanatics' sites closing up shop - it is obvious that fans have lost the desire to praise these two. How do you continue to drool over an actress who has become known as box office poison? How do you drool over a 40+ year-old man whose latest music sounds like something Taylor Swift threw in the garbage? I've also recently heard that the message board on Monkeyville is very, very quiet.

The stalking UM revealed and Skewering Skeptics sites gave up because no one was paying attention to them. They lost their credibility by threatening to go to Keith's management and seeking legal action. Puhleeze! People soon stopped reading when they realized this was beyond sick and going to the point of stalking.

Now they stay tuned to Just Jared, and hit the refresh button every minute of the day to see if anything is written about the Urbans. It is the same person saying the same things over and over again. Who cares what they think? They honestly think the only people in this entire world that don't drool over Kidman are the skeptics! So delusional! Do we care what a person, who mentally isn't all there, has to say about us?

Ms. Code said...

Keith sees with more than his eyes. I think she is lucky! Thanks for letting me enjoy a glimpse of your world through your eyes! See you around!

Anonymous said...

this site is scary as hell.
bunch of pathetic, lonely people trying to trash a person they're secretrly jealous of.
newsflash- nobody gives a crap about you losers. go pop a zit or sth