Monday, March 8, 2010

Nicole a 'NO SHOW' at Oscars

Wondering why Nicole didn't show up to this year's Oscars when she normally loves to be there? Well, her new agent surely advised her to disappear from public view for awhile so he can work on his 'Reinvention of Nicole Kidman Strategy'. Also, with the embarrassing flop that NINE was, it really was in Nicole's best interest to avoid the Oscars. How much can the public take of someone referred to as 'box office poison'?

The Oscars seemed to be more enjoyable this year. Everybody acted cool, and the speeches were bearable. Another reason they were so enjoyable was the absence of Nicole Kidman. Nothing worse than watching her on stage doing a presentation, and name dropping while she is at it. Nicole loves everyone to know that she is good friends with Sandra, Meryl, George and Oprah ... bla bla bla. So instead of just giving a presentation speech, Nicole would probably say something like "And my dear friend Sandra is being nominated tonight for Blind Side. I love this woman, we make cup-cakes together. Oh, and George Clooney is a very good friend of mine, and Meryl and Sigourney too".

The reason Nicole wants you to know she has friends in high places is because she can't believe it herself. A high school drop-out from Down Under knows Meryl Streep ... amazing.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm sure you already know this Choice, but she claims she was heading back to Australia for her Mum's 70th birthday. This might be true, but I'd say she would have appeared at the Oscars if her status was more popular at the moment.

She never went home for Mum's birthdays in the past. Oscars night was always her priority.

Anonymous said...

Another one of her attempt at saving her face! She's needing to have to do that a lot for a while, incl. fake preganancy (reason for not doing or unable to do films -- too many to mention, you look up which ones; turn into producing in Monte Carlo, wasn't one until she was dropped; her mom's birthday for not making it to Oscar's, etc.) At some point, these (excuses) will dry out too.... If she truly stays out for a while, given her popularity may do permanent damage, unable to come back. See what botox, surgeries, low IQ & weird whatever that resembles personality she has do to you????

Celeb said...

Since 2000 she has only missed going to the oscars twice. She has set the record for the most oscar attended celeb. If you read her last Vogue interview she says - I find being a celebrity boring.
Well said Nic

Anonymous said...

I was really suprised! Nicole Kidman is normally at the opening of an envelope, eager to show off a new frock and get her botoxed-filled face in the papers. Obviously if she'd been nominated for her cameo in Nine, her mother's 70th birthday would have been forgotten in an instance.

maclen said...

Yeah, you may be right Choice, new management working on "re-imaging" kidman could be a reason. OF course, not being able to get work is also a huge part! And kidman is always ready with a convenient excuse for not being able to come up with success.

Anonymous said...

I agree with you, the Oscars were more fun to watch this year. Baldwin and Martin were good, and best thing of all ... no damn Kidman trying to smile anywhere with all that Botox. I don't care if I never see her at any Oscars or awards ceremonies again. Retire you old cow.

joy said...

Family is WAY more important than being in Hollywierd for all the fluff and stuff. Sure the awards are nice but time with family can never happen enough. I'm glad she skipped for whatever reason and glad she, Keith & Sunday are with her mom for a BIG birthday.

Anonymous said...

Sure, having family as a career excuse is surely convenient as it always will have that soppy group of people willing to overlook reality for it. This bitch has a crap load of "stuff" up her sleeves like dubious pregnancy, bizarre staged moments, odd expressions about life (from a middle-aged bimbo), ugh, she's been at it for so long, wish she'll just go away for good....

Not a fan of Beanstalk said...

Her parents must be quite ashamed of her I am sure. They just want a nice quiet life, not a beanstalk famewhore daughter. What is quite weird is that her father is a psychologist, yet he could do nothing to save his nutcase daughter.

SICKITTEN said...

Lots of you got her pegged and I'm glad. This site exposes what a true UNEDUCATED loser this one is as my site exposes Paltrow and Madonna. Go to school kids, even if just online. Something.

She's naturally homely as is Paltrow and also uneducated. I LIVE for watching uneducated celebs playing the PR game. Only works on uneducated losers who post positive comments on various websites. Ah! You just gave yourself away. Without help, I'm better looking than these twats and so are you.

SICKITTEN said...

Joy, please, post a pic of your ugly self. Please!

SICKITTEN said...

We all know she is sterile or she would of had Cruise's sperm jacked off from some magazines for men in a cup years ago ready for the zygote to be made. She couldn't even CARRY a child and that kid looks like urban and one of her cousins.

SICKITTEN said...

I wouldn't be surprised if this bitch was like Jamie Lee Curtis with an extra Y chromosome and had to get undescended testicles removed from her groin at a youngish age. Okay, I'm done.

Anonymous said...

What exactly is her dad...in 90's on Letterman I think she had to think and said he was a biochemist, psychiatrist (MD, not PhD), research chemist, etc. Then it was for a while biochemist, genetist, again, clinical somthing. Now he's a psychologist(PhD) That's considerably different than all other scientific fields applied to his profession. There are "Senior" scientific "research" positions that don't require PhD at all but very rarely (if ever)label them "pioneers" of their fields -- they're supports.... Assuming he is a globally acknowledged scientific pioneer, it's difficult to believe someone like that would allow his daughter to be a high school dropout (what kind of household was it) and remain silent as her prolonged "ridiculousness" is played out on a global stage to laughingstock to her gradual demise....

Anonymous said...

Choice, I'm anon unknown time yet pblished, please skip my contribution on NK's dad. He's a Dr. of clicinal psychologist. google pulled up his name & profession. So she's the black sheep, I get it. Thanks.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, again, psychologist is NOT biochemist or psychiatrist or genetist or other life/physical science fields (far more science technical) Psychology is a "social" science field...

Anonymous said...

It was her mother's 70th birthday - a pretty special occasion I'd say but hey, never let the truth interfere with a good bitch.

Catty said...

Last Anon - her mum turned 70? How appropriate in the year that Nicole is a definite box office poison. What a great excuse not to show face at the Oscars.

sickitten said...

The ending line there was gold.