Nicole's agenda for the rest of 2011

TOP: Kidman and Owen in character in Hemingway and Gellhorn - currently in production
BOTTOM: The real Hemingway and Gellhorn

Did you really believe Nicole Kidman when she said she was going to take time off when the new baby arrived? Come now, be sensible! The woman is known for lying, so why would you think she'd rather be at home with Faith (and Sunday for that matter) when it interferes with her fame whore ways?


We've been given access to Kidman's Agenda for the rest of the year, and we'd like to share it with you. Apparently it is in order of priority. No surprises though:

1. Work
2. Botox Appointment
3. Work
4. Work
5. Botox Top Up
6. Work
7. Surgical enhancements
8. Work
9. Spend some time with Faith Margaret
10. Catch up with Sunday Rose, and Keith

Currently, Kidman is filming Hemingway and Gellhorn with Clive Owen. This is a HBO movie, and Nicole plays Ernest Hemingway's third wife, war correspondent Martha Gellhorn.  Following that, Kidman goes into rehearsals for the Broadway play Sweet Old Bird of Youth, alongside James Franco. If you are wondering who will be playing the old bird, you have one guess! 
This year will also include Nicole's favourite thing of all: Red carpet events where she can play up to the Paparazzi, and drink glasses of wine (remember she doesn't drink). Nicole will be promoting her new film Trespass with co-star Nicolas Cage. There is also the rumoured production of The Danish Girl - the film that was going to be filmed two years ago but there were ongoing issues with obtaining a co-star. 


Further down on the Agenda, it appears that Kidman will finally get to spend some time with the baby they desperately wanted.  Now, who said these lovely words about having children:


"Children are children - you'll die for your children. When you feel that as parent, that's unconditional love."


Deep and meaningful words spoken by a completely devoted mother. What a gal! 


For a brand new father, Keith has a very busy year ahead, touring most of the year to promote his new album Get Closer.  These two must REALLY need the money. Sickening ...