Date Night

 

Guess who was spotted looking dowdy on a 'date night' with Keith Urban, last night in LA?. Don't worry, it was just his wife Nicole, who stepped out in real summer style to see the new Angelina movie SALT. One thing you can say, Nicole has not opted for her usual figure hugging dress which often makes her look like Skeletor's horse. This dull, shapeless dress makes her look fatter than she normally is. I like it! Don't you?

Auntie Nicole

Not long ago we mentioned that Nicole's younger sister Antonia remarried and moved to Singapore with her four children. Extremely fertile Antonia is officially expecting her fifth baby (or sixth depending on your point of view). It is her new husband, Craig Marron's first child. 

Not be upstaged by her sister now or ever, Antonia once again shows big sister how easy it is to get pregnant ... at the age of 40. Here's hoping Antonia has a big enough pantry in her new Singapore home to stock food for her ever-increasing brood.

A whopping 82% say career is dead?

Nicole holds her head in shame at the Poll results

The latest Poll has closed. We asked you to vote on whether a cameo appearance in Jennifer Aniston's new film would save Nicole's career. An unsurprising 82% of voters said it wouldn't. Stayed tuned for a new Poll starting soon.

After lacklustre reviews for her last couple of films and some recent PR disasters, Nicole sacked her agent and moved onto a new agent. His advice has most likely been to lay low, dress better, and do the odd cameo so the public gain new interest. Come on guys, at least one of you must think she has a chance at another Oscar. Where is that plastic nose when you need it!

So what is the real reason they are dragging the chain on releasing RABBIT HOLE? Is it really as bad as her other films?

Birds of a feather

If you were a producer of a movie, would you hire two has-been actors as the leads? Furthermore, would you hire two people who can't move their faces because of all the Botox and other crap in their faces?

Well, that is the case with the new film TRESPASS set to start filming in August. There have been rumours flying around about the teaming up of Kidman and Nicolas Cage for this film for awhile. They keep persisting, so we thought we'd include it on here. The two will play a married couple who are held captive by a nasty gang who want lots of money for their return. Good luck trying gang. You are doing everyone a favour by keeping them hostage.

Kidman and Cage might seem like an odd union to most. However there are several things in common that make these two the perfect choice. Firstly, they both love hair pieces. Secondly, they both love plastic surgery. And last, but not least, they both can't act.

The film sounds like a winner. Agree?

The tale of a younger sister

Clockwise: Nicole wore a blue jumpsuit to Antonia's marriage celebrations; Craig, Antonia and some of her kids on the way to the celebrations; Nicole arrives back in the US and Keith does the usual photo kiss

Nicole's very recent Sydney visit was to attend family celebrations for sister Antonia's recent marriage to banker Craig Marron. Nicole's 43rd birthday happened a day later. Nicole then flew out of Australia and when she landed back in the US, it was still her birthday due to the time difference. Happy 43rd, Gran.

Antonia, a former Sydney-sider, moved to Singapore not long ago with her four children to live with Craig who is based there. All sounds kind of odd, doesn't it. How her ex-husband Angus, ever agreed to that is beyond us. Apparently she was keen to leave Australia because of continued media interest in her and her children. Considering Antonia has a relatively low career in Australia, that makes no sense. Or is it because of the continued speculation about her being a surrogate for big sister? Who knows, but who the hell would want to live in hot, sweaty Singapore over lovely Sydney? Who's going to look after Mum and Dad Kidman when they get older now? Even worse, the poor children can't see their father very easily now, can they. Talk about being selfish. Another rumour flying around is that Antonia is pregnant with her fifth child (or sixth, depending on your point of view). Interesting how one sister is so fertile, while the other is as baron as Sharon.

Welcome Home, Gran!

Nicole arrived home (?) in Sydney today, with daughter Sunday. What is she here for? Well, to see if there is any work here. Often big movies are made in Oz, and they are always on the lookout for extras. Nicole is simply trying her luck on that front. Keith did not come on this trip, opting to stay at home with the award he won the other night (see previous post).

A couple of days ago, Keith said he was pleased that Sunday had inherited Nicole's long legs. Do you know why Keith said this? Are they still trying to squash rumours that a surrogate was used? Just saying ...

Keith rubs it in

"At least one of us can still win an award, Nic"

Keith can occasionally still win an award, unlike his wife who hasn't won any film awards for sooooooo long. Keith won the best video award for the song Til Summer Comes Around at the CMT Awards in Nashville the other night. Haven't heard this song? You're not alone, it did nothing on the Australian charts. A different story in USA however, where fans loved it.

Nicole looks somewhat disappointed in the photo, doesn't she. Keith's joy at winning must be a reminder to her of the lack of awards Australia received. Oh Keith, stop rubbing it in ...

The Kidman Tummy goes out to Brunch

Out to brunch with hubby recently

While Nicole has been getting a slamming again of late for that boob job, there is one thing sticking out that is definitely real. We often refer to it on this Blog as The Kidman Tummy. Well it's back on display for you. Usually she folds her hands in front of it to tease the Paps that she might be pregnant. On this occasion, we think she's just had too much to eat at brunch. A whole lettuce leaf this time, not half.

No more botox for Kidman?

The first forehead wrinkles seen on Kidman in a VERY LONG TIME

Have a look at the forehead wrinkles in this recent photo of Nicole Kidman Cruise Urban. Perhaps she is starting to lay off the Botox a little. Just last month new reports on Botox claimed the rat poison could actually create more wrinkles down the track. Let's hope for Nicole's sake that she is starting to listen to the critics and her new Agent. Give the toxic stuff up Nicole, if anything for the sake of your career. People want to see emotion in your face, not your wax museum frozen face.

My new boobs are on display again!

If you were ever one of those rare people who thought Nicole Kidman was shy or conservative, THINK AGAIN! Without a push-up bra to use as an excuse, Nicole is proving here that she has definitely had surgical enhancements. In the past, she has claimed that her bigger bust is due to post-baby boost. We believe her, don't we! She's completely natural, after all.

Kidman, who is not known for her curves (wasn't she flat as anything at 22?), was in Hong Kong this week for a fundraising banquet for the United Nations Development Fund for Women. You would think she could dress more appropriately for such an important occasion. Well, she began the night with a top over the dress, but once all the photographers came out, off came the top and presto! Anyone know what that bulge is under her right underarm? It looks weird! Click on image to enlarge.

Nicole named MOST STYLISH! Are they serious?

InStyle Magazine awarded Nicole Kidman the 'most stylish woman' the other night. From what angle, we wonder? Her mum and sister were there to pick up the award on her behalf. A video was shown of Nicole, with hair extensions intact, saying thank you from Hawaii.

Let's take a trip down memory lane to see why she may have won: (click on image to enlarge)

OK, that makes sense now. She definitely deserved it.

Jennifer's Advice to Nicole

"This is my new best friend, Granny Freeze!"

Jennifer Aniston has found a new friend in Nikkers and thinks the red-head should focus more on comedies. Jennifer feels that Nicole has real talent in this area, after enjoying filming the new movie Just Go With It with her. Nicole has a small cameo in this film, in an attempt to slowly re-introduce her to the movie-going public.

Jennifer may be onto something. Nicole won alot of praise for the dark comedy To Die For. She has done little to no comedies since. Unless you call Fur a comedy. Her acting was hilariously bad in it. Does it count then? I think so.

Do you think this cameo role will save Nicole's flagging career? VOTE NOW on the Poll at the right side column.

Will the Hawaiian cameo do the trick?

Do you like my disguises?

Nicole has been in Hawaii filming a cameo for the Jennifer Aniston/Adam Sandler film Just Go With It. So small is Nicole's part that she had plenty of time to hang out at the beach with daughter Sunday Rose and jog in her favourite black tracksuit. Jogging when you are that thin surely isn't good for the heart.

This cameo appearance may all be part of her new agent's "Reinvention of Nicole" strategy. You know, to slowly re-introduce her to the public after a string of flops. If this film fails, Nicole can say that she was only in it for 10 seconds, so cannot be held to blame.

Puss 'n' Boots

Does Nicole look really silly in the tuxedo dress and ankle boots she wore to the Academy of Country Music Awards today? Is her Personal Wardrobe Assistant still on holidays?