Birds of a feather

If you were a producer of a movie, would you hire two has-been actors as the leads? Furthermore, would you hire two people who can't move their faces because of all the Botox and other crap in their faces?

Well, that is the case with the new film TRESPASS set to start filming in August. There have been rumours flying around about the teaming up of Kidman and Nicolas Cage for this film for awhile. They keep persisting, so we thought we'd include it on here. The two will play a married couple who are held captive by a nasty gang who want lots of money for their return. Good luck trying gang. You are doing everyone a favour by keeping them hostage.

Kidman and Cage might seem like an odd union to most. However there are several things in common that make these two the perfect choice. Firstly, they both love hair pieces. Secondly, they both love plastic surgery. And last, but not least, they both can't act.

The film sounds like a winner. Agree?

The tale of a younger sister

Clockwise: Nicole wore a blue jumpsuit to Antonia's marriage celebrations; Craig, Antonia and some of her kids on the way to the celebrations; Nicole arrives back in the US and Keith does the usual photo kiss

Nicole's very recent Sydney visit was to attend family celebrations for sister Antonia's recent marriage to banker Craig Marron. Nicole's 43rd birthday happened a day later. Nicole then flew out of Australia and when she landed back in the US, it was still her birthday due to the time difference. Happy 43rd, Gran.

Antonia, a former Sydney-sider, moved to Singapore not long ago with her four children to live with Craig who is based there. All sounds kind of odd, doesn't it. How her ex-husband Angus, ever agreed to that is beyond us. Apparently she was keen to leave Australia because of continued media interest in her and her children. Considering Antonia has a relatively low career in Australia, that makes no sense. Or is it because of the continued speculation about her being a surrogate for big sister? Who knows, but who the hell would want to live in hot, sweaty Singapore over lovely Sydney? Who's going to look after Mum and Dad Kidman when they get older now? Even worse, the poor children can't see their father very easily now, can they. Talk about being selfish. Another rumour flying around is that Antonia is pregnant with her fifth child (or sixth, depending on your point of view). Interesting how one sister is so fertile, while the other is as baron as Sharon.

Welcome Home, Gran!

Nicole arrived home (?) in Sydney today, with daughter Sunday. What is she here for? Well, to see if there is any work here. Often big movies are made in Oz, and they are always on the lookout for extras. Nicole is simply trying her luck on that front. Keith did not come on this trip, opting to stay at home with the award he won the other night (see previous post).

A couple of days ago, Keith said he was pleased that Sunday had inherited Nicole's long legs. Do you know why Keith said this? Are they still trying to squash rumours that a surrogate was used? Just saying ...

Keith rubs it in

"At least one of us can still win an award, Nic"

Keith can occasionally still win an award, unlike his wife who hasn't won any film awards for sooooooo long. Keith won the best video award for the song Til Summer Comes Around at the CMT Awards in Nashville the other night. Haven't heard this song? You're not alone, it did nothing on the Australian charts. A different story in USA however, where fans loved it.

Nicole looks somewhat disappointed in the photo, doesn't she. Keith's joy at winning must be a reminder to her of the lack of awards Australia received. Oh Keith, stop rubbing it in ...

The Kidman Tummy goes out to Brunch

Out to brunch with hubby recently

While Nicole has been getting a slamming again of late for that boob job, there is one thing sticking out that is definitely real. We often refer to it on this Blog as The Kidman Tummy. Well it's back on display for you. Usually she folds her hands in front of it to tease the Paps that she might be pregnant. On this occasion, we think she's just had too much to eat at brunch. A whole lettuce leaf this time, not half.

No more botox for Kidman?

The first forehead wrinkles seen on Kidman in a VERY LONG TIME

Have a look at the forehead wrinkles in this recent photo of Nicole Kidman Cruise Urban. Perhaps she is starting to lay off the Botox a little. Just last month new reports on Botox claimed the rat poison could actually create more wrinkles down the track. Let's hope for Nicole's sake that she is starting to listen to the critics and her new Agent. Give the toxic stuff up Nicole, if anything for the sake of your career. People want to see emotion in your face, not your wax museum frozen face.

My new boobs are on display again!

If you were ever one of those rare people who thought Nicole Kidman was shy or conservative, THINK AGAIN! Without a push-up bra to use as an excuse, Nicole is proving here that she has definitely had surgical enhancements. In the past, she has claimed that her bigger bust is due to post-baby boost. We believe her, don't we! She's completely natural, after all.

Kidman, who is not known for her curves (wasn't she flat as anything at 22?), was in Hong Kong this week for a fundraising banquet for the United Nations Development Fund for Women. You would think she could dress more appropriately for such an important occasion. Well, she began the night with a top over the dress, but once all the photographers came out, off came the top and presto! Anyone know what that bulge is under her right underarm? It looks weird! Click on image to enlarge.

Nicole named MOST STYLISH! Are they serious?

InStyle Magazine awarded Nicole Kidman the 'most stylish woman' the other night. From what angle, we wonder? Her mum and sister were there to pick up the award on her behalf. A video was shown of Nicole, with hair extensions intact, saying thank you from Hawaii.

Let's take a trip down memory lane to see why she may have won: (click on image to enlarge)

OK, that makes sense now. She definitely deserved it.

Jennifer's Advice to Nicole

"This is my new best friend, Granny Freeze!"

Jennifer Aniston has found a new friend in Nikkers and thinks the red-head should focus more on comedies. Jennifer feels that Nicole has real talent in this area, after enjoying filming the new movie Just Go With It with her. Nicole has a small cameo in this film, in an attempt to slowly re-introduce her to the movie-going public.

Jennifer may be onto something. Nicole won alot of praise for the dark comedy To Die For. She has done little to no comedies since. Unless you call Fur a comedy. Her acting was hilariously bad in it. Does it count then? I think so.

Do you think this cameo role will save Nicole's flagging career? VOTE NOW on the Poll at the right side column.

Will the Hawaiian cameo do the trick?

Do you like my disguises?

Nicole has been in Hawaii filming a cameo for the Jennifer Aniston/Adam Sandler film Just Go With It. So small is Nicole's part that she had plenty of time to hang out at the beach with daughter Sunday Rose and jog in her favourite black tracksuit. Jogging when you are that thin surely isn't good for the heart.

This cameo appearance may all be part of her new agent's "Reinvention of Nicole" strategy. You know, to slowly re-introduce her to the public after a string of flops. If this film fails, Nicole can say that she was only in it for 10 seconds, so cannot be held to blame.

Puss 'n' Boots

Does Nicole look really silly in the tuxedo dress and ankle boots she wore to the Academy of Country Music Awards today? Is her Personal Wardrobe Assistant still on holidays?

No more ANONYMOUS comments allowed!

We get many comments each week on this Blog, many of them are from Anonymous people. Unfortunately, many of the anonymous comments are downright rude, disgusting and unprintable. Sifting through these comments is annoying. Enough is enough. We have decided if such people (and they know who they are) can't give themselves a blogger name, then we don't want to hear from them. For all the decent anonymous posters who do the right thing, well unfortunately you will need to get a blogger name too.

Kidman & Jackman team up again

Hugh Jackman will team up again with Nicole Kidman for a new project. Good news though, it's not to star together in another flop. Hugh is teaming up with Nicole as an ambassador, in Australia's bid to host a FIFA world cup.

He says he will urge decision makers to support Australia's bid for host in 2018 or 2022. The FIFA Executive Committee won't make a decision until December. We wonder how much influence Kidman can provide to this sort of thing. Does she even know what sport is? Has she even played it before? Why does she even care when she refuses to live in Australia?

Keith's parents agree to a photo with Nicole

Nicole and Keith must read the blogs. Awhile ago we commented that you never see Nicole with Keith's parents. Well things have improved. They were invited to her Mum's recent 70th birthday dinner in Sydney. It's hard to believe, isn't it. Well there it is above! An actual photo of Nicole with Keith's parents! Just don't ask for a photo with both sets of parents together at the dinner.

Nicole was pleased to have this dinner to go to. It meant she didn't have to go to the Oscars with her tail between her legs.