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| Do you like my dance moves? We had a few vodkas before coming. |
Join us as we follow the 'completely natural' woman on her many adventures. From Hollywood events to trips Down Under, shopping mall openings to hanging out in Nashville - you'll be in stitches keeping up with her antics!
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Camel is back
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Look at the way I run!
This is Nicole on location with her latest film, the HBO production "Hemingway and Gellhorn". In this scene she is running for her life as a reporter covering the Spanish Civil War. How authentic looking? Not a chance with that botox face back into action. The frozen look is back. The way she is running is very odd too - she looks rather uncoordinated. Just saying. Can't see this film being a hit. Could be wrong?
Sunday, March 13, 2011
Nicole's agenda for the rest of 2011
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| TOP: Kidman and Owen in character in Hemingway and Gellhorn - currently in production BOTTOM: The real Hemingway and Gellhorn |
We've been given access to Kidman's Agenda for the rest of the year, and we'd like to share it with you. Apparently it is in order of priority. No surprises though:
- Work
- Botox Appointment
- Work
- Work
- Botox Top Up
- Work
- Surgical enhancements
- Work
- Spend some time with Faith Margaret
- Catch up with Sunday Rose, and Keith
This year will also include Nicole's favourite thing of all: Red carpet events where she can play up to the Paparazzi, and drink glasses of wine (remember she doesn't drink). Nicole will be promoting her new film Trespass with co-star Nicolas Cage. There is also the rumoured production of The Danish Girl - the film that was going to be filmed two years ago but there were ongoing issues with obtaining a co-star.
Further down on the Agenda, it appears that Kidman will finally get to spend some time with the baby they desperately wanted. Now, who said these lovely words about having children:
"Children are children - you'll die for your children. When you feel that as parent, that's unconditional love."
Deep and meaningful words spoken by a completely devoted mother. What a gal!
For a brand new father, Keith has a very busy year ahead, touring most of the year to promote his new album Get Closer. These two must REALLY need the money. Sickening ...
Monday, February 28, 2011
30% of voters were wrong!
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| OSCARS 2011: Shorty attended the big night as the dutiful husband. This time the two were composed, and did not stare into each others eyes lovingly. Thank you for that Mr and Mrs Kurban. |
Some would say Kidman didn't even deserve to be nominated, but that's the way campaigns go. Money speaks volumes. We're not saying Natalie Portman should have won either, but ALOT of money was spent on the Black Swan Oscar campaign. To be honest, Black Swan is an over-rated film and one that will not be added to this DVD library anytime soon.
Back to Nicole. What is next for a lady so desperate for attention? Do you think she will be satisfied to sit at home and play Mum to new baby Faith Margaret? Think again, folks.
Nicole is due to 'perform' in the Broadway version of "Sweet Old Bird of Youth", this year alongside the delicious James Franco Not sure if it is a wise career choice for Franco to be connected with Kidman, but stranger things have happened. Kidman also has MORE film premieres to attend with the release of the thriller Trespass with Nicolas Cage. She likes the red carpet treatment.
So there you have it. The darling Oscars are over for another year. Do you think Natalie Portman deserved to win the best actress Oscar? Our vote actually went to Annette Benning, in case you were wondering.
Sunday, February 20, 2011
I felt so much love for the surrogate
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| LEFT: On their honeymoon in 2006, long before the kids arrived RIGHT: With Sunday, the child Nicole carried without any surrogate help |
Nicole Kidman was interviewed on Australia's Sixty Minutes tonight. The birth of Faith Margaret to a surrogate (rumoured to be her personal assistant), is an experience Kidman refers to as "deeply emotional, moving."
"Having given birth and then being there to see my child born in that way, I felt so much love for our surrogate, gestational carrier," said Kidman.
Kidman also explained why she uses the term 'gestational carrier' as opposed to 'surrogate' - something she was criticised for in the days following the announcement of baby Faith's birth.
"We were trying to be accurate," she shares. "The term 'gestational carrier' is used if it's your biological child and if it isn't, then you use 'surrogate.'
Perhaps the real reason she used the term 'gestational carrier' is to make sure people believe her own 43 year old eggs were used. Not for a minute does she want you to believe otherwise. I mean, does it really matter? She should love the baby regardless of whether it is biologically hers or not.
Opening up about her roller-coaster ride with fertility, Kidman reveals, "Anyone that's been in the place of wanting a child knows the disappointment, the pain and the loss you go through. Struggling with fertility is such a big thing and it's not something that I would run away from talking about. We were in a place of desperately wanting another child and I couldn't get pregnant," she says tearfully. "I get emotional just talking about it, because I'm so grateful."
Wonderful that the surrogate was able to help .... again?
"Having given birth and then being there to see my child born in that way, I felt so much love for our surrogate, gestational carrier," said Kidman.
Kidman also explained why she uses the term 'gestational carrier' as opposed to 'surrogate' - something she was criticised for in the days following the announcement of baby Faith's birth.
"We were trying to be accurate," she shares. "The term 'gestational carrier' is used if it's your biological child and if it isn't, then you use 'surrogate.'
Perhaps the real reason she used the term 'gestational carrier' is to make sure people believe her own 43 year old eggs were used. Not for a minute does she want you to believe otherwise. I mean, does it really matter? She should love the baby regardless of whether it is biologically hers or not.
Opening up about her roller-coaster ride with fertility, Kidman reveals, "Anyone that's been in the place of wanting a child knows the disappointment, the pain and the loss you go through. Struggling with fertility is such a big thing and it's not something that I would run away from talking about. We were in a place of desperately wanting another child and I couldn't get pregnant," she says tearfully. "I get emotional just talking about it, because I'm so grateful."
Wonderful that the surrogate was able to help .... again?
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Leather?
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| GROUP HUG: We are such good friends, and share surgery secrets |
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| Keith's hair extensions came too |
The PR assistant must be too busy looking after Faith Margaret to check Nicole's wardrobe! The 43 year old famewhore, who claims she no longer uses botox attended the premiere of JUST GO WITH IT in New York this week. Never one to miss out on a photo opportunity, Nicole turned up in a leather skirt and leather jacket, plus her hair extensions. The face looked remarkably tight for someone who no longer uses botox.
What really took the cake was the forced hug by the three ladies who are all in the film, including Jennifer Aniston. Interestingly, Kidman has only a cameo in the comedy so probably didn't need to attend at all ... right? It's all too much really, isn't it?
Monday, January 31, 2011
Another night out so soon?
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Australia Day: Time for a dance, Nicole?
Nicole, although you are not a true Australian (born in Hawaii), we know you like to think of yourself as an Aussie when it suits you. So along with our Prime Minister, Miss Julia Gillard, we want to see you do the "Moving Forward" dance - just like the rest of us.
Nicole, hope you had a great Australia Day yesterday. Did you put some shrimps on the barbeque in Nashville? Did you have Vegemite on your toast for breakfast? Getting that Oscar nomination was pretty groovy. Well done, sweetie! We are all proud of you, and while we will try to watch you on the the big night, it's unlikely since it clashes with our favourite TV show.
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Womb for Rent
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| LEFT: With Tom and their adopted kids RIGHT: With Keith and Sunday Rose INSET: Faith Margaret, perhaps? |
No surprise for us to see the Kurbans pull this baby news out of their hat today. Such perfect timing, eh! Sunday Rose now has a baby sister thanks to a surrogate whose womb they rented out for nine months in 2010. Using Nicole's eggs and Keith's swimmers, a baby called Faith Margaret entered the world just after Christmas. This explains their sudden departure from Australia just before Christmas. Had to get home to hand over the cheque.
Do you think this is the same surrogate that 'helped out' for Sunday? Nah, let's not be mean. Kidman definitely carried that one. She told us so, and we believe her. Congratulations to all involved.
Monday, January 17, 2011
Two down, possibly two to go!
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| LEFT: Playing up to the cameras again at the Golden Globe Awards RIGHT: Less than impressed at missing out at the BAFTA Awards |
Two down, possibly two to go! The SAG Awards will be held in late January for which Kidman has also received a nomination. The all-important Academy Award nominees are yet to be announced. If she keeps missing like this, chances are she won't get nominated for the most gracious award of them all.
GOOD NEWS! Nicole did not go home empty handed today, afterall. We decided to award Keith and Nicole the Most Camera Loving Couple Award. These two must have a mantelpiece full of these type of awards from over the years.
We've been asked if we will still consider ending this Blog if Kidman wins the Oscar. Anything is possible but don't hold your breath Kidman fanatics.
Thursday, January 13, 2011
Nicole 'admits' what we all knew: Botox
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| LEFT: Nicole's heavily botoxed face in recent years RIGHT: Nicole now, after quitting the Botox |
Nicole Kidman has apparently revealed something that might shock you. Wait for it ... she has used Botox! Some people may argue that she still uses the rat poison.
In her own words, the reason she stopped using it is: "I didn't like how my face looked afterward. Now I don't use it anymore — and I can move my forehead again."
There is speculation that this announcement by Kidman never occurred, since its source is a German magazine. You would think Kidman would save this news for a more reliable source. Nevertheless, it has generated interest around the world, so we'll have our fun with it too. Kind of smells of Oscar campaign sabotage too by another camp. Just saying.
There is speculation that this announcement by Kidman never occurred, since its source is a German magazine. You would think Kidman would save this news for a more reliable source. Nevertheless, it has generated interest around the world, so we'll have our fun with it too. Kind of smells of Oscar campaign sabotage too by another camp. Just saying.
If indeed true, all we need now is Nicole to 'admit' to the other procedures she has had done e.g. inflated lips, enhanced boobs, cheek implants, hairpieces etc. Nobody believed her in 2007 when she told Marie Claire magazine that she was completely natural. In her own words back then:
"I am completely natural. I have nothing in my face or anything. I wear sunscreen, and I don't smoke. I take care of myself."
"I am completely natural. I have nothing in my face or anything. I wear sunscreen, and I don't smoke. I take care of myself."
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Jennifer Aniston probes Nicole Kidman
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| "Oh geez Nicole, not another wig !" |

You know a Kidman film is on the horizon when a new magazine cover hits the stands containing another tacky interview. Harpers Bazaar feature the photo-shopped frozen lady on their latest cover, with a new interview inside for your reading pleasure. Golly gosh, Jennifer Aniston is the one asking the questions in a 'clever' marketing stint! That's right, the two appear together in the new Adam Sandler comedy movie JUST GO WITH IT.
Public relations are a very important thing to Kidman at the moment. Not only is she dying to get that Oscar for RABBIT HOLE, but she desperately wants you to see her diverse range. She can do comedy, not just depressing films! She also wants you to know how well she gets along with Jennifer, and how they have become life long friends now. Okay we can handle that. What we can't handle is the usual tripe that Kidman spews forth during these silly interviews.
How often do we have to hear Nicole, or Keith for that matter (think Oprah show), reminding us how lucky they are to have found each other. Something smells fishy when a couple has to keep reminding us of that. Agree? Read the new Kidman interview right here. The best response from the Kidman interview is:
"I remember thinking, Oh, my God, if you ever gave me a man like that, I promise I would be completely devoted for the rest of my life. Something that wild. I remembered praying after I met him that I'd meet somebody, if not him, like him."
Saturday, January 1, 2011
Happy New Year
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| It's all a charade |
Of course the career turn-around, if it does occur, has many obstacles to go through. Kidman gained some nominations for her new film RABBIT HOLE. NKJ has seen the film, and thought it was quite good, but not brilliant. The usual distractions remain in place for any Kidman film since 2004, so it will be interesting to see how the once-freckled, once-frizzy haired lady from Down Under fares with the upcoming Awards season (including the 'all important' Oscars).
It is worth mentioning that RABBIT HOLE has only opened in limited theatres in the USA. That could mean that cinemas are not convinced the movie's theme will resonate with the public over the festive season. It may pick up momentum in coming weeks, we will see. It is yet to open in other countries.
Stay with us as the early months unfold. Will Kidman finally save her career? Will 2011 provide as much fun and entertainment from the Kurban Camp to keep our Blog readers happy? We sure hope so. Let us know if there are things you want to see on this Blog.
Friday, December 17, 2010
Should this Blog end in light of Kidman's recent rave reviews?
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| Kidman and Eckhart in a scene from 'Rabbit Hole'. INSET: With Director John Michael Cameron |
Nicole has obviously taken on board many of the criticisms about her acting and immobile face, and worked hard to deliver a performance that many are raving about. If she is able to win an Oscar, we will seriously consider discontinuing this Blog. Why? In respect of her being able to turn her career around when we honestly thought she wouldn't. We criticised her endlessly and announced that her career was well and truly dead.
This Blog attracts many readers, and we appreciate that. You are welcome to vote on a new Poll on whether Nicole Kidman's Journey should continue or not. A firm decision will be made in the new year based on feedback (and how Nicole fares in all of these upcoming awards). Thank you.
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